PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. An